Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Songs in the Key of Not G


So, on this old rickety computertron that I might be posting on sometimes, my letter "g" does not work. I have to type words like "goiter", "gargantuan", and "gdrunk" using Copy 'n Paste. That's pretty sad.

But, why is this suprisingly important key broken? How did I wear it out?

I'm soliciting your responses. I only pay myself based on pageviews. So please, help me feed myself.

WHAT HAPPENED TO G???

4 comments:

nutmeg said...

Well, CTRL-G is "Find and Replace" in MS Word... So my theory centers around you having worn it out with said shortcut, spending hours substituding the hero/heroine's name for your own in the text of classic children's stories, like Where the Wild Things Are.

I just hope for your sake that none of your passwords were brought to you today by the letter "G".

Crystal said...

I think it ran away to Coney Island with Bendy's comma.

Nick said...

This really puts a damper in your gay gigantism fetish, doesn't it. Not to mention your thing for Germans with glaucoma.

Hez said...

And your general goodwill towards grand guignol...