Friday, February 29, 2008

The American Idol Eliminations Were Basically Fair

Mostly because I don't remember the names of anyone who went home. Except for that Jason Y. fellow. He was awful.

The E! Channel: Political Prognosticators

Man, the Hillary Clinton camp wasn't kidding about that vast media conspiracy against her. Even E!, that network that shouts at you and throws pictures in your face all day, has an anti-Hillary opinion. Some brilliant wit named Michael Yo, who hosts an E! satellite radio show or some such shit, made a joke that she should be Paris Hilton's roommate. Hahaha, that's so funny. Because Paris is a trashy celebrity who's so now and is doing a reality show about finding a new roommate and Hillary is that silly be-vagina-ed person who wants to be a man. What a lame-o. She's definitely losing to Barack, so she'll have so much time on her hands!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Miles Davis Update

Hugh Dancy just showed up and he and Anne Hathaway (who is really grating) are going to fall in love. Ella Enchanted will probably end up being my favorite movie ever.

Miles Davis

So I had cause to celebrate this weekend because of some good news at work. I'm really cool, and you are all infinitely fascinated with my life, so here is how I whooped it up:

Friday: Walked around in the pouring rain, trying to make plans with people. No one wanted to see me. Went home, soaking wet, drank wine and watched the first episodes of Battlestar Galactica (so good!) Finally got a call from my friend Cathy, who was coming to Brooklyn. Went out for two drinks. Brought Cathy back to my house. We watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I fell asleep and called her Nel when she was trying to put me to bed. Nel is my sister.

Saturday: Went to 7A with Cathy. She got food poisoning (don't get the goat cheese sammich, btw!) I got her ginger ale and tended to her for a little while, then came home. I am now blogging, alone in my apartment, at 2:30 in the morning watching Ella Enchanted (not so good!) I just finished watching The Perfect Man with Hilary Duff and Heather Locklear (I have a serious problem!)

Isn't there supposed to be champagne involved in a celebration? Guess Bud Light'll have to do. Oh, and other people. There should probably be other people and music and dancing and not loneliness.