Commenting

I am the most famous blog commenter in the history of the world.

I hope that you guys will aspire to be as amazing as I am. So please, please, please leave comments on this damn thing. I want suggestions, questions, unabashedly drunken recriminations. All of those good things.

Maybe, like I do on Gawker, I'll award best comments of the week. Or, more realistically, the month.

So yeah. I want to hear what you have to say. It's important to me. And it should be important to you.

Don't disappoint me.

Things begin.

Well, maybe this was inevitable?

I have two other blogs. But, I've never had one that's just mine. And since I've recently become hugely famous, I figure now's the time to start. If you are reading this, you know that I am more famous than if Jane Fonda were to mash her genitals up against Pablo Picasso's and a Cubist Lindsay Lohan were formed. So, yeah. I'm pretty huge.

Now, my assumption is that you're going to want to know everything about my life; who I am, what I do, what I think, where I'm going. And, you'll get some of that. You'll also (hopefully) get some more in-depth things, some musings on things I care about, some things that you hopefully care about, and some other stuff that no one really cares about but thinks is vaguely worthwhile. Really, I have no idea what this is going to be. But I hope it'll be fun.

I hope you'll join me as I try to post every day that I'm not curled up under the dining room table, deeply regretting my life, hoping for the dim siren song of Lady Death.

Whee! I'm excited.