Songs in the Key of Not G

So, on this old rickety computertron that I might be posting on sometimes, my letter "g" does not work. I have to type words like "goiter", "gargantuan", and "gdrunk" using Copy 'n Paste. That's pretty sad.

But, why is this suprisingly important key broken? How did I wear it out?

I'm soliciting your responses. I only pay myself based on pageviews. So please, help me feed myself.

WHAT HAPPENED TO G???